I’m John and I tell it how it is. Usually. Sometimes I tell it how it used to be, or how I wish it was – no guarantees.

I like irony, people, Courier New, and oysters.

I dislike tedium and remakes of Casablanca.

My favorite colour is green.

The passages herein have been written by me, and posted to the internet. Can you guess what my next blog entry will be about? The Department of Defense would like to hear from you if you can.

I will not overuse self-referential humour. I will not employ stunt doubles or CGI composites. I will not offer to buy you dinner.

Youth, strength, genius, thoughts, achievements, simple hearts. These provide clues as to what my blog will be about. But it won’t be nearly as dramatic as all that.

%d bloggers like this: